JB: Wheeeee!
Sasquatch: We're flying!
JB: We're flying!
Sasquatch: Hold on boy!

JB: Down where the sasquatch hide,
In the misty mountainside,
He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect,
Look into the sasquatch eye,
Did you know that sass could fly?
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!
Half man, half machine,
On the cover of a magazine,
Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me!
These legends don't make sense,
Think i've found the evidence,
The yeti is ma papa and he wants to protect, me!